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7 Differences In A Guy’s Life Before Marriage Vs. After Marriage.

It doesn’t matter if he was/is at the top of the food chain financially or socially; when it comes to the wife, he is nothing more than a chicken.
So here it is. The 7 differences in a guy’s life Before Marriage Vs. After Marriage.   

1. How guys party Before Marriage -

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Motive of the party: Absolutely Nothing!
Venue: Club, Bar, Car, Garden or Mere dost ke duur ke dost ka ghar khali hai.
Verdict: “Aaj tera bhai gaadi chalayega”/ "Yeh mat samajh main pee ke bol raha hoon!”

vs After Marriage.

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Motive of the party: Wife's brother's youngest daughter's fifth birthday party.
Venue: His house which 15,000 meters away.
Verdict: “Cake accha tha. Kahan sey mangaya”.

2. How guys go out on a vacation Before Marriage -

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Reason for vacation: Got the salary!
Venue: Goa, Manali or some big event.
Verdict: "Maa kasam saare paise khatam ho gaye. Ab ghar wapas kaise jaaye?"

vs After Marriage.

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Reason for vacation: Wife ne Mannat maangi thi.
Venue: Vaishno Devi, Tirupati or Amarnath.
Verdict: Ek hafta daaru band because your wife got spiritual.

3. How dudes dress up Before Marriage -

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Brand: The most expensive brands.
Fashion: Latest!
Verdict: "Meri jeans bhi sexy, meri shirt bhi sexy.. Actually, main he sexy hoon!"

vs After Marriage.

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Brand: Whatever your wife approves.
Fashion: Whatever your wife approves.
Verdict: Ask your wife.

4. Control on finances Before Marriage -

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Balance in the account (salary day): 60,000/-
Balance in the account (month end): *Owes Rs.5000 to a friend.
Verdict: "Paisa kya hai? Haath ki mel."

vs After Marriage.

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Balance in the account (salary day): 60,000/-
Balance in the account (month end): Left at wife's mercy.
Verdict: Still getting used to the daily pocket money of Rs 500/-

5. Freedom Before Marriage -

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What a guy can do: Whatever he wants to do.
When he can do: Whenever he wants to do it.
Verdict: "Mere mann ko bhaya main kutta kaat ke khaya."

vs After Marriage.

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What a guy can do: Only what his wife lets him do.
When he can do: Only when she lets him do it.
Verdict: Bann gaya kutta dekho band gaya patta.

6. Love life Before Marriage -

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Level of excitement: Always excited.
Frequency: Jabhi kisi ka ghar khali ho.
Verdict: Try Try till you succeed.

vs After Marriage.

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Level of excitement: Too tired.
Frequency: Whenever the wife doesn’t have a headache.
Verdict: She has a headache from past 6 months (forgot marriage anniversary).

7. Watching your favorite cricket match Before Marriage -

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Venue: Sports Bar, Home or Stadium.
Verdict: Will never miss an important match – “Bhale hi job kyu na chala jaye”

vs After Marriage.

After marriage, you are at the mercy of your wife.
And that is exactly why you have to come up with the weirdest #MatchSePehle excuses, like in this video so you don't miss an important match.
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